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STOOP OF MASTODON MEADOWCHAPTER 1
"Mastodon Meadow. Yes, it is a strange name for a school. But consider-at one time all of Patria was a meadow populated by shaggy, swoop-tusked elephants frolicking about (if "frolicking" is what mastodons do)."...
STOUT HEARTS & WHIZZING BISCUITSCHAPTER 1
This new boy was no kid Indian. He was pale-faced as Oliver, but dressed how Oliver imagined a medieval squire would dress, in a long tunic, leather pants, and boots... .He walked over to Oliver and picked up the biscuit off the grass and returned it to a bag slung over his shoulder. "We're at war..."
STOOP OF MASTODON MEADOWCHAPTER 1
"I am a master of disguise, ladies and gentlemen, and one of my most masterful disguises is to go about EXACTLY as I am." --Detective Humbart Cubicle ...
STOUT HEARTS & WHIZZING BISCUITSCHAPTER 2
The princess—whose every article of clothing, from her dress to her boots to her gloves to her horse's saddle, was the color of rose—slid from her horse and rushed over to Oliver as the kid Indians fell out of her way like bowling pins. For all the girl's rosiness, the boys seemed to be deathly afraid of her...
STOOP OF MASTODON MEADOWCHAPTER 4
"It is impossible to say how old Madame Mimi is-and not at all advisable to guess at it in her presence."...
STOUT HEARTS & WHIZZING BISCUITSCHAPTER 3
"For twenty years," said Mr. Stoop, "I've gotten up at five-thirty in the morning to go to work, and from now on, when I get home tired in the evenings, I want to drive my car over a moat and through a drawbridge into the garage...
STOOP OF MASTODON MEADOWCHAPTER 7
"Hell hath no fury like a Viking woman who has to leave her stew-pot because her house is on fire."...
STOOP OF MASTODON MEADOWCHAPTER 9
Even in her sunniest mood, Queen Aurelia could strip wallpaper with a single glance....